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Why Crackers?

I was with my good friend when she purchased her first nutcracker from an antique mall in southeast Missouri sometime in the 2010s. That first nutcracker quickly multiplied into a plethora of adorable, funny and stately wooden characters crowding her home every Christmas.

My friend group loves to get updates on her stash, and share whenever we spot cute little “crackers” out in the wild.

Thus the inspiration for Crackers — my little nutcracker collector site. Inspired by keeping that Christmas Cracker feeling alive all year long.

Of course, you could just post to Facebook. I totally get that. But I wanted a space for cracker collectors to showcase their collection for fellow admirers. And a space that wouldn't be infiltrated by ads, rage-bait, or more bad news. Just a dedicated happy space for nutcracker lovers of all stripes.

Exhibit A: the group chat 💬

A real thread. Names changed to protect the obsessed; crackers 100% real.

Sat, Nov 1
The Collector
A kitchen counter completely covered in dozens of nutcrackers
❤️
The Collector
this is an unusual amount of new nutcrackers however 90% are 2nd hand...this is the class of 2025
The Enabler
What is the total there?!
The Collector
44
The Enabler
Bill thinks you have a problem. 😁
The Collector
oh i have many
The Enabler
As long as you have enough space for them all! I can't wait to meet the new class.
I feel like some are missing?! Queen Elizabeth? The beer duo?
I have my favs
The Collector
oh girl these are just the new ones
Phew!
😂
The big one on the left is Adam Driver
The Collector
Side by side: a bearded celebrity and a nutcracker with a remarkably similar face
The Collector
oh yes i see it. i think one of them looks like mark ballas.
The Enabler
Oh my gosh! He DOES look like Adam Driver!
I'm just noticing the 12 Days of Christmas!!
The Collector
they are pretty great

This app exists so threads like this have a home. 🥜